Misattributed

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  "Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive music."
  Actually a Marcus Brigstocke joke from the mid 1990s, as he explains on his website ([1]). It is not known whether 'Kristian Wilson' is/was a real Nintendo CEO, or whether the name was made up to go with the misattribution.